* When you need to open a door with one free hand, the key is in the opposite pocket. (Fant Act).
* The only time the door is closed only when you left the keys inside. (Law of Destiny).
* If you keep calm when everyone loses his head, surely it is that you have not grasped the seriousness of the problem. (Law of Gravity).
* Problems are not created, not solved, only transformed. (Law of the persistence of Einstein).
* came running to the phone just in time to hear how they hang. (Principle of Ring a Bell).
* If there are only two programs on TV that are worth seeing, will be at the same time. (Jones Act).
* The likelihood of you eating stain is directly proportional to the need you have to be clean. (Act Soup).
* Every body sitting on the toilet will ring the doorbell. (Ooh Shit Act). Geez
are right T_T XD
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