Dear / or (name):
I'm not sure how to say this, but ___1___. I think I noticed this --- 2 ---, --- 3 ---- and I saw ___4___ ___5___. Sure enough, or that you ___7___ ___6___ to understand. I'm returning ___8___ but ___9___ keep as a souvenir. You should also know that ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
"Your Name"
1. What color is your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over.
Red - Our affair is over.
White - I'll join a monastery.
Black - I hate you.
Green - Our horoscope does not match.
Grey - you're a pervert.
Yellow - I'm going to sell myself.
Pink - holes in your nose are offensive.
Café -HTMLXC Pink - tore out his toupee to
A bare foot - sitting on
Other - dating
5. What color is your underwear?
Black - my best friend.
White - my dad.
Grey - Bill Clinton.
Café - my balloon pull-farts.
Purple - My mustard soufflé.
Red - Donald Duck.
Blue - My avocado. Yellow
- my laptop.
Orange - Rock my child's library.
Pink - Manchester United goalkeeper.
None - my statue of John F. Kennedy.
Other - The crazy monk.
6. Would you rather watch on TV?
Scrubs - man
OC - Emotional One Tree Hill
- open
Heroes - Lost
frivolous -- I am available
Other - extreme make your house stinks.
8. What color are the walls of your room?
Blanca - Your ring Yellow
-
your love letters Red - Your Darth Vader poster Black
- your horoscope
stone Blue - the cushions of your couch
Verde - your photos of Los Angeles
Orange - Your false teeth
Café -
your contact book Grey - Snoopy's bib that we painted
Purple - Your old lottery tickets
Rosa - your toenails
Other - your memories of military service
9. Does the first letter of your name?
A / B - Your photo
C / D - your oil reserves
E / F - Martin, your neighbor
G / H - I
ERMO when I think of U / V - Always
try to forget W / X -
'm better off without Y / Z - Never liked
11. "Would you rather drink?
Water - our friendship.
Beer - my senile state.
soda / drink - my new life as a clone.
Soda - my incarnation as
Eskimo Milk - The apartment building Wine
- your overexposure to cocaine
Cider - A passionate interest for mice Juice
- we did imitations of Oprah Winfrey
Mineral Water - Embarrassing rash Hot Chocolate
- your fetishes
egg plants Whisky - the desire to ruin the Second World War
Other - my lan to the Boston Celtics
12. Which country prefer to go on vacation?
Thailand - With Love
USA - best memories
England - good luck in your short stay in jail
Spain - throw yourself into a river and drown
China - nasty greetings to you and yours
Germany - very calm, says goodbye
Japan - go and die burned
Greece - Your tireless foe always
Australia - Greetings from Leonardo
Egypt - Fuck
France - Another
pain - Salute your family rarely
XD yeah Now
Dear
or DEATH:
I'm not sure how to say this, but the holes in your nose are offensive. I think I realized this when vomit
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